Robin Whittaker profile

  • Robin "Seamers, Batman, Boy Wonder, The Caped Crusader, King Of Gotham " Whittaker
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  • Nobody knows exactly why Seamers is called Seamers. Lomez (why the hell is he called that?) has a theory that it's because he bowls seam. But, if that's the case, why aren't 35 per cent of all cricketers called Seamers? Does anybody else know any other cricketer called Seamers? There, that's my point. Batman (think Robin) is far more logical. And, biff, can this Boy Wonder bowl. And, pow, he's a decent bat, too. Physically, he's as finely tuned as Stevo despite a penchant for lying down and being arguably the biggest tea eater in the club. Holy Moly, the boy can munch. Who can blame him for his excessive eating though? It can't be easy being superhero/cricketer rolled into one. Many assumed he was a mute when he first joined the club but has plenty to say for himself these days and better versed in girls (and their mechanics) after studying at Sussex University in Brighton. "I'm not learning much but the parties are great," he assured us one day as we toiled at Rayleigh. Likes his rap music. Those guys whose lyrics revolve around whores, bitches, buying drugs, mother fukcers etc with the odd reference to guns, pigs, more bitches etc. The last of our players to get hooked on such melodies was Jahid - and he ended up playing for Essex (see past players). Seamers carried all before him in 2012 when he ran away with the bowling averages and scored his maiden century at Great Waltham. Last season he was awesome, playing a pivotal role in winning us promotion. Will we thank him for this, or will it leave us with 99 problems (but a bitch ain't one). Now look what he's started.
    A BIT MORE ABOUT ME
    Cricketer most admired: Brian Lara, shaun Pollock 
    Top 5 Albums: 2Pac - All Eyez On Me, Snoop Dogg - Doggystyle, Dr. Dre - The Chronic, Master P - Ice Cream Man, DMX - It's Dark an Hell Is Hot
    Favourite 3 films: Gladiator, James Bond, Star Wars
    Favourite grub: Burgers
    Dinner guests: N.W.A
    Favourite tipple: Gin & Juice
    Twitter: @R 
  • Awards

    Bowler of the Year 1st Team - 2012, Bowler of the Year 1st Team - 2013, Bowler of the Year 1st Team - 2014, Bowler of the Year 1st Team - 2015, Bowler of the Year 1st Team - 2017, Fielder of Year 1st XI - 2009

Performance Details

Batting and fielding history
SeasonTeamMatchesInningsNORunsHSAverage4s6s100s50sCatchesStumpings
 Total 29124846465510823.0440423122980
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Season: 2021
 All teams1192722510.29500010
Season: 2019
 All teams171744437634.086400430
Season: 2018
 All teams181734647833.146720480
Season: 2017
 All teams181712705016.882610170
Season: 2016
 All teams181612445916.273100170
Season: 2015
 All teams181702735416.062950120
Season: 2014/2015 Indoor
 All teams330632921.00000000
Season: 2014
 All teams161314368936.3359401100
Season: 2013
 All teams282232673514.052320090
Season: 2012
 All teams1815524010824.0020510110
Season: 2011
 All teams191442996929.90000140
Season: 2010
 All teams302535069623.00000390
Season: 2009/2010 Indoor
 All teams87043146.14000010
Season: 2009
 All teams322495146734.2749303100

Bowling history
SeasonMatchesOversMaidensRunsWicketsBest Bowling5WAverageEconomy
Total2911960.331079864486 - 141317.834.07
20211196.420353285 - 16112.613.65
201917150.033458314 - 19014.773.05
201818173.341537365 - 27114.923.10
201718145.020596305 - 21219.874.11
201618139.018536275 - 23119.853.86
201518149.220722294 - 43024.904.83
2014/2015 Indoor38.006611 - 26066.008.25
201416165.031619546 - 14511.463.75
201328176.520803495 - 40216.394.54
201218113.019373315 - 45112.033.30
20111986.08422214 - 16020.104.91
201030168.125687254 - 18027.484.09
2009/2010 Indoor823.0019231 - 16064.008.35
200932196.135858424 - 20020.434.37
2008/2009 Indoor1025.02133113 - 4012.095.32
200827145.518631303 - 7021.034.33